My brother is married, my mother said "What the Hell", and my son is 2

So my brother really got married. Tragic really. I don't know what is going to happen as a result of all that. My head is spinning. So I didn't get an invite to the wedding. Wouldn't have mattered anyway because I wouldn't have gone. Especially since I found out the colors were Yellow and Black (source not identified). I personally didn't want to look like a bee, especially since I'm allergic to them. My wife (who is feeling better) just asked me how much of my paycheck the government is going to pull out to support my brother now. I told her probably the same they have been this whole time.

So I rarely turn a game off, but I truly hate blowouts (even when my team is winning). But I called my mother after I couldn't' stand watching the BYU game anymore and I said "mom, what the heck?" and she said "No, I'm saying what the Hell!"

Tanner is officially two now. Turned on Monday (unfortunately I was out at an audit so I missed being here, but I did sing to him when I got home as I rocked him!). Most people say "watch out for the terrible two's". I'm not worried. I haven't named him the Tanner-ban for nothing! His older brother is Al-Tyler. When I call them both, I just yell "Come here terrorists!"